Join the Revolution

Two Bit News has a wonderful post detailing how you too can inflate your ego by joining the pretentious revolution.

I thought I'd add on a few of my own!

• Become a fanboy - It doesn't matter what you decide to devote your unbridled love to, but once you pick something you must let everyone know that it is the best thing ever. Anyone who says anything else, is an idiot and should be ridiculed as such.
  
• Derailment - Insert yourself into any conversation, and promptly begin talking about whatever you feel you know everything about. Especially if your topic of choice has nothing to do with the current topic at hand. Show off how smart you are by going on endlessly about such inane topics as the slight color variation between Smurfs.
• Complain, frequently.
• Buy a Mac
  
• Write a blog